and now a message from our bilingual sponsors...

A good man believes he could be better.
A bad man will tell you he could be worse.

Le bon homme croit qu'il pourrait s'amelliorer.
Le mauvais homme te dirait qu'il pourrait etre pire.

El buen hombre cree el podria ser mejor.
El malin hombre le dira que el podria ser peor.

Usted es una grossa vacca verde.
Du biste ein grosse groen kuh.
Du er ine stoh groen koh.

-RG

truth.

yo se el verdad en mil idiomas
son todos falsos
son todos iguales
yo la encuentro en mi lengueta cuan yo tengo sed
no hay nada mas hermasa ni mas fea que la esperanza falso
la verdad tiene un regusto

-el chupacabra sediento

was it the remainder or the reminder
I cannot remember
the reason why
we chose to surrender
to the romanticized and idealized
whose body we could not disguise
and to the spoiler went the prize
of guilt to be left alone

KH

A mouse and a matchbox burnt down our house.

We weren't awake

but the scorched smell in our hair

lingered for days.

No death but that of something forgotten.

No harm in that which does not hurt you.

AR

take a listen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbYmRaPirnY&feature=related

Steps

1. Clean device and add half with water.
2. Put into bowl. Do not pack. Do not overflow.
3. Wrap tinfoil around top.
4. Perforate (approx. 20 holes).
5. Depending on size of bowl choose a coal accordingly.
6. Bring fire. ex: tiny fire works.
7. Suck.

Q & A:
Q: I have no more small coals, but I do have big coals and would like to inhale again, how do I do so?
A: Take a large coal. Fire. Place half the coal onto the top.

Q: Not working properly?
A: Check if all places are secure.

Q: Too much ash?
A: Carefully scrape coal of ash and gently scrape into dish.

REMEMBER: DO NOT ADD MORE THAN HALF OF WATER.

AA/KT

i called you not to talk to you
seen in a considerable point of view

needed but not noted
always what you wanted

is it true
for some reason i do

its all a blur
and my heart leaps to stir
i'm not sure
because you said you loved her
and you love her

not me

its true i can see

not blind
peace of mind
twist and bump and grind
this floor
will fall and crumble out the door

and the window is open



-KH

i feel very real, and therefore acting very fake.

KH